Done that been thru’ that. Given up my statement after hours of waiting. I just hoped, well, rather than mailing me, they will be calling me or better yet, the accusation are dropped! Huhuhuhuhu Well lets not hoping on too much. Hmmmmm…..
Duh I dunno why I have to do it what to do how to do when to do this and that and bla bla bla. Hahaha its been quite sometime I havent been fakkap like this. Will tomorrow still be one of those fakkap days, "may be" (Halu Satonaka style) or "may be not" (my style of relief). Hah luckily I got someone to be with my ups and downs, at least, aside from just releasing my tension on my bantal busok (tidoq la apa lagik).
I know shouting out loud wont settle down my problems but I still wanna shout out
WWWWAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRKHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHH
Ehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehe
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Its da graduation seasons again and here and there in da newspapers I read
about graduation day happening throughout the country. Well too those who are
going to their convo or already been thru and already graduating I would like
to congratulate yall on yall success. CONGRATULATIONS!! This day will never come again. Well
of course, if u further on
ur
studies like MASTER Aisyah did and u passed with flying colors, u’ll have da
chance to experience it again.
In addition, here in my place, a convo week means there’ll be a week of
almost no classes and a week of eating at da food expo! Eheheheh I am blinded
with da variety of food sold here! Dunno what to buy, I at least took around 20
minutes just walking back and forth the stalls here trying to make up my mind
on what I should eat…ehehehehe..At last I settled down for a RM4 worth of
ayam panggang I think its a quarter of the whole bird and some rice. Then
bought myself a nice sugar cane drink. And of course, I’d like to tapau and eat
in front of my PC enjoying movies ehehehehe…
Now let us put da Food Affairs aside, as I walked down these past few days, I
saw graduates smiling,enjoying,laughing,bla bla bla I became to wonder again..This
question struck me again and again and I have been asking myself da whole time.
Why da hell I didn’t go for my diploma graduation last time? Ohohohoho
15 Mei yang lepas ini kira-kira pukol 1 petang aku menerima SMS dari seorang kawan yg memberitahu salah seorang guruku telah meninggal dunia. Mari kita sama-sama sedekah al-Fatihah buat Miss Put.
Seingat aku sepanjang pengajian aku di IIM,walaupun aku bukanlah seorang yang mengenali beliau dengan rapat,Miss Put adalah seorang yg memahami peajar. Beliau banyak membantu dari segala aspek. Setiap pelajar yg merujuk kepada beliau tentang suatu perkara pasti akan dibantu oleh beliau.Beliau tak pernah kering dengan nasihat dan sokongan.
Kepada family dan student2 Miss Put aku harap semoga bersabar dengan dugaan dari-Nya. Semoga beliau aman di sana. al-Fatihah
i woked up early this morning and was about to do my second thing that i would do after waking up that is….shitting! ehehehe but my nice morning was spoiled when i saw da same thing ive been seeing this past two days when i wanna shit….looks like someone been shitting and didnt flush their shit down…well its ok if he forgot to do so once in a while but its been like everyday! so ive made up my mind if it happens again tonite…imma post something up in da toilet for that sad cunt to read while doing his thang….this thing struck me while im at it…ehehehhe
"Humans shits, so do dogs.
But humans flush their shit, but dogs dont.
If u dont flush,well ure not human,
Ure just another dog just happen to found a new place to shit…da toilet.
So, if ure a dog…
Then ur mama’s a biatch right?
Hmm no wonder…
Wanna be called that way, DAWG? "
Hahahahahahahahahaha
On da last 30th of December I was lepaking with my friends at gurney drive until early morning around 3.00am. We parked our bikes on the side of da road and just sit there all nite enjoying the sea breeze. Then sometime later theres this a group of bikers came by started to pull a prank by putting a road divider barrel on da center of da road. It was like theyre doing it on purpose as joke for their friends that is left behind and obviously the late batch was speeding and doing wheelies and stuffs on their bikes. They somehow managed to avoid the obstacle.
Then theres this another batch..also speeding…there were four of them..all managed to avoid it,too…except this stupid fucker tryina show off by kicking the barrel. He lost his control over the bike and crashed on the bikes that parked nearby on da side of the road. And "luckily" one of the bikes are mine! Damn madafaka crashed on my bike! The crashed broked my bike’s cover set,front stand set,gear set,my plate number,not to mentioned the front wheel’s alignments and stuffs…all and all plus workmanships,da cost of renting a small pickup truck to carry my bike to da workshop(my bike was unable to move due to da gear shifter stucked)and da parts…it costed me a bang rm330…damn it burned a hole in my pocket…
And as for that madafaka who crashed on my bike, he broked his leg and it looks really bad…still madafaka hasnt contacted me yet…said that he’ll sent his friend to meet me but still had no news…fakkap betol but I guess I’m quite lucky that I’m not injured anyhow whatsoever…got a few lectures from my parents…few but long ones ehehehe
Aku bukan orang yg pertama lalu benda ni tapi aku rasa cambest gak kalo bole share dengan korang..
Minggu lepas aku on da way balik rumah dari Padang Kota Lama…aku ikut highway Jelutong…malas ikut jalan town lagipun aku bukannya familiar sangat jalan2 tu…
Elok2 ja aku lepas Tesco tetiba tayar aku pancit….mmg lahabau betoila…masa tu dah pukol 12mlm dah…pancit kat highway lak tu…nak tanak kena la aku tolak…gila dol dari Tesco nak tolak pi umah aku kat Sungai Ara…mau sampai2 umah aku kurus ehehehehe….tolak punya tolak tetiba adala dua tiga mamat ni berenti angkat member depa tepi jalan…sorang mamat tu tegor la aku…
"Brader tayar pancitka? Ni member kami pon pancit gak…belakang dia tadi ada dua tiga motor pancit..lancau betoi ada orang taboq paku…Jap2 saya call member saya tengok kot dia ada kat kedai"….mamat tu pon call la member dia…tapi member dia dah takde malam tu kuar pi mana ntah…
"Sorila brader kami takleh tolong…member takdak pulak"…aku pon takpela nak wat camne ye tak…mamat2 tu belah aku pon tolak le moto aku…elok2 je jauh sikit aku tolak ada moto ni berenti…
"Tayar pancitka? Mau repair?" tanya apek tu.
"Berapa uncle charge?"aku tanya balik.
"13 saja"
"Tak boleh kasi kurang ka uncle?10 dah la…"
"Tak dapat maa"
Nak tanak kena lak aku setuju…tgh desprate kan…elok2 sangat dlm wallet aku ada 13ringgit ja..nasib baik tul…
Sebelom ni memang aku penah dengaq kata benda2 ni dok jadi…tapi ye la kan dia tak penah rasa dia tak tau la…nasib la gak kena 13…ada member2 aku kena 20 la 30 la atas jambatan dengan area2 butterworth…
Nasehat aku…kalo nak lalu area2 ni…bawak moto ketengah sikit…mampuih pi la keta dok flash lip lap anak mami…tapi jangan tengah sangatla..slalu paku penoh tepi2 jalan tu…
Itulah dia…
you’re walking with your significant other in the park or anywhere la….suddently your significant other hold your hand and then you started to give your significant other a lectures about this and that religious speech about the restrictions and border line between men and women…no touching no kissing no this no that dont want to ride on the motorcycle and bla bla bla
then next day you went to a concert featuring your favourite artists…and da place was heavily crowded and you just dont mind going through da crowd bumping thumping over your opposite sex and they bumping back on you…you arrived at da front row….people were standing and there is only a slight small space for you to squeeze into but you still dont mind,you just slip in amongst da crowd just to watch your favoured artist…ok u r just in time, on da stage your favourite artist was holding their performing partner’s hand which is an opposite sex also…then in your mind whether you would like to see what you see or youre just mad becoz of what you see…
da next day you went to class…you dont mind pincing or slapping or joking with your sex oppsite classmate or you just dont mind watching your friends doing so…like there was no borderline…you do this and that without remembering of those religous speeches you gave to your significant other on da past two days…you just dont remember,you just go laughing joking and pranking untill you significant other saw what you did and get jealous…now you would probably dont realize your mistake and instead accused your significant other of being over jealous…at last your significant other would just give up becoz they just dont wanna further da argues…while u, feeling hella good becos uve just won that fight…
sounded like u? if no then youre not that sad ass hypocrite type… if yes, congrats! just go and fist urself
im so damn pissed of today when this old lady accused me of being rude…heres the story i was supposta send a letter to this old lady house which i did but when arrived there nobody appeared to be at home (currently shes staying by herself but theres some students stayed in her house renting rooms)…i called for her several times no one answered…so i left the letter by the door properly becos i didnt bring her house’s keys along…
hours later she called my mama asking me who sent da later…so mama told that i was da one (ok its fine) and that i came to her house and left it by the door properly…then she told me that she found that letter on her dinning table and she accused me of being no manners and rude by just entering her house leaving the letter on the table and not even trying to see if shes home or not…damn what da fuck (now im being rude and no manners)?? i coulda swear to god infront of your sorry ass face that i left da letter at da door…then she started to prove her point by saying this and that about me …
ok old lady you’ve been to mecca many times performing religious haji and umrah but all you can point is other peoples’ mistakes..you want me list down what you have done that isn’t appropriate to your religious background?? all the time when my father and i visit you was talking bad about people…tak abis2 cakap pasal burok perangai orang like mak cik jibah do this…mak cik ni kedekut..mak cik bawak kereta kasar…my mother like this…cucu mak cik ni gemok fatty fatty boom boom yg huduh…man how i wished all da time i have myself a tape recorder or something and send it to the ones you always talked about….
want me to list more? i can list more if you like heh being someone religious should made you somehow an open minded person someone can act rationally you could listen to what other people think you could except others’ opinions and not trying to use that aku-orang-tua-aku-berhak-kau-budak-kecik-apa-tau bullshit to make people listen to you…
now don’t go like "BIARKANLAH DIA DAH TUA FIKIRAN TAK MENENTU" bullshit…that is another elder malay bullshits just to suppress the youngsters to state out the opinion…Tun Dr Mahathir will be 80 years old this coming December..he is much older that this old lady im talkin about but at da age of 80 he still can manage Proton a big national company not to mention before he can manage to be da Prime Minister of Malaysia..he is old but he is still open minded…he can still listen to youngsters for opinions…and he is a good example to change da malays’ mentality of "BIARKANLAH DIA DAH TUA FIKIRAN TAK MENENTU" and aku-orang-tua-aku-berhak-kau-budak-kecik-apa-tau.
to all the elders who are reading this crap … bak kata orang2 tua melayu (like the saying of malay elders or is it really a malay thing either) makin tua makin berisi (its like the older you are the wiser you are) act like your age…show to youngsters like me that you are worthy of earning my respect…
and i really really hope that that old lady would read this..hmm i wonder if she even have da chance to read but i wouldnt mind someone close to me would know who am i talking about..you can show to her if you like i dont mind 
im just waiting to spit it out and see her sorry ass face when she hears me i admit i too make mistakes but i never act religious not like you…blahhhh enuff crapps imma chill right now may be ill add some more later peace
